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1995-01-07
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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE AT A BAD NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY
10. BRAND OF CHAMPAGNE: DOM DELUISE
9. AT MIDNIGHT EVERYONE GATHERS AROUND TO WATCH YOUR
UNCLE EARL'S PANTS DROP
8. YOU WAKE UP THE NEXT MORNING WEARING A MEDALLION AND
THERE'S A NOTE FROM AL SHARPTON THAT SAYS "I'LL CALL YOU"
7. YOU HEAR A GUY COUNT DOWN BEFORE USING THE BATHROOM
6. JOYCELYN ELDERS IS THERE TRYING TO GET HERSELF DRUNK
5. IT'S ELEVEN O'CLOCK AT NIGHT AND YOU'RE WATCHING ROGER
EBERT PLAY TWISTER
4. SIX TIMES IN A ROW, A CHAMPAGNE CORK LODGES IN YOUR
TRACHEA
3. THE SO-CALLED "PARTY HATS" ARE REALLY LETTERMAN'S OLD
HAIRPIECES
2. EVERYONE'S GATHERED AROUND THE TV WATCHING THAT
GEEZER FROM "AMERICAN BANDSTAND"
1. IT'S OVER BY 9:30
Playout - "Auld Lang Syne"
Letterman, Friday, December 30, 1994
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1994